Why "I'll" Vote for a DemoRAT!

When people cannot explain why they voted for a Democrat, give them this parcial list to choose from:

1. I'll vote for a Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

2. I'll vote for a Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I'll vote for a Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

4. I'll vote for a Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers, rapists, thugs, and thieves.

5. I'll vote for a Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will disappear in ten years because of Global Warming if I don’t start driving a Prius or a Chevy Volt.

6. I voted for a Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I'll vote for a Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

8. I'll vote for a Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

9. I'll vote for a Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution regularly to suit some fringe folks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

ThoughtsjustoffCenter: I'll vote for a DemoRAT because I believe what others tell me and I am to lazy to do any research on my own to find out whether or not I am being lied to. On top of that - I GET FREE STUFF that all those rich people have to pay for!

Read more: http://politicaloutcast.com/2012/07/top-12-reasons-to-vote-for-a-democrat/#ixzz2152SWsOi