2011 Tax Return

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. Puzzles me!!!

The question is, “How many dependents do you claim?”

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied:

12 million illegal immigrants;

3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps;

2 million people in over 243 prisons;
and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?

 

 

ThoughtsjustoffCenter: Thanks Ruby!