Thursday, February 28, 2013

Taking VP Biden's Advice

 

I laughed so hard, that I had to go to the bath room. Biden is an "IDIOT!"

Now, I know that trained properly, this wouldn't/shouldn't happen. Yet, VP "Joe" is an idiot. How he kept getting elected is beyond my line of thoughts of the people in his district having a brain. Other than he's always "brought home the bacon" to his district, so to speak.

I've always though the "American People" as a collective, are smart. Not so much so anymore - especially in the Northeast. My bubble has been burst.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

A word or two from Ben Stien

Taken from my friend at: Cowboys & Tea Parties

The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary and sent to me via e-mail:

My confession:

I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians. I think people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed around, period. I have no idea where the concept came from, that America is an explicitly atheist country. I can't find it in the Constitution and I don't like it being shoved down my throat...

.......Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that we should worship celebrities and we aren't allowed to worship God as we understand Him? I guess that's a sign that I'm getting old, too. But there are a lot of us who are wondering where these celebrities came from and where the America we knew went to.

In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke; it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking.

In light of recent events... terrorists attack, school shootings, etc.. I think it started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her body found a few years ago) complained she didn't want prayer in our schools, and we said OK. Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school.....

The Bible says thou shalt not kill; thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself. And we said OK.

Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave, because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committed suicide). We said an expert should know what he's talking about.. And we said okay.....

Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.

Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with 'WE REAP WHAT WE SOW.'

Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell.

Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says. Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.

Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and workplace.

Are you laughing yet?

Funny how when you forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it.

Funny how we can be more worried about what other people think of us than what God thinks of us.

Pass it on if you think it has merit. If not, then just discard it... no one will know you did. But, if you discard this thought process, don't sit back and complain about what bad shape the world is in.

My Best Regards, Honestly and respectfully,

Ben Stein

The Virtual President on Gun Control

What the real President of the United States of America should be saying about gun control.


This video can also be found at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_T-F_zfoDqI

Thursday, February 7, 2013

The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.
-  A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
-  A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
-  A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

-  A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain... let's take a look at New Orleans...  It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D) was asking Congress for 250 BILLION DOLLARS - To rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number... What does it mean?

Well .. If you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman and child) - You each get $516,528

B.  Or... If you have one of the 188,251 homes in

New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

C. Or... If you are a family of four...

Your family gets $2,066,012.

 

Washington , D.C - - HELLO!

Are all your calculators broken??

Building Permit Tax

CDL License Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Dog License Tax

Federal Income Tax (Fed)

Federal Unemployment Tax (FU TA)

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Fuel Permit Tax

Gasoline Tax

Hunting License Tax

Inheritance Tax

Inventory Tax

IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)

IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)

Liquor Tax

Luxury Tax

Marriage License Tax

Medicare Tax

Property Tax

Real Estate Tax

Service charge Taxes

Social Security Tax

Road Usage Tax (Truckers)

Sales Taxes

Recreational Vehicle Tax

School Tax

State Income Tax

State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)

Telephone Federal Excise Tax

Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax

Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax

Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax

Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax

Telephone State and Local Tax

Telephone Usage Charge Tax

Utility Tax

Vehicle License Registration Tax

Vehicle Sales Tax

Watercraft Registration Tax

Well Permit Tax

Workers Compensation Tax

(And to think, we left British Rule to avoid so many taxes)

 

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...

And our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt...

We had the largest middle class in the world...

And Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?

Can you spell 'politicians'!

And I still have to
Press '1' for English.

I hope this goes around the USA at least 100 times
What the hell has happened to our country?

ThoughtsjustoffCenter: There are good reasons for taxes,; however, we’ve just let it get out of hand at every level of our government. Once the poop is out of the puppy, how the heck do you get it all cleaned up and teach the puppy to poop outside? – TRAINING! It’s about time ‘We the People’ started training our politians. As a citizen, be accountable, VOTE! With that though, stop voting with other peoples money.

Gun Control

Telling it like it is!