Which side of the fence are you on? (Republican or Democrat)
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, they doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, they want all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, they don't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, they want all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, they quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, they demand legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, they think about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of them.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, they switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, they don't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides they need health care, they go shopping for it, or may even choose a job (gasp) that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for theirs.
If a Republican reads this, they'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because they are "offended".
ThoughtsjustoffCenter: Well, I didn't do either, because I'm an Independant - I posted it to my blog! I lean towards Libertarian, although there are some things I'm with the lefties on. Many thanks from Jeff Foxworthy - because the e-mail attributed it to him.
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, they doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, they want all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, they don't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, they want all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, they quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, they demand legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, they think about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of them.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, they switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, they don't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides they need health care, they go shopping for it, or may even choose a job (gasp) that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for theirs.
If a Republican reads this, they'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because they are "offended".
ThoughtsjustoffCenter: Well, I didn't do either, because I'm an Independant - I posted it to my blog! I lean towards Libertarian, although there are some things I'm with the lefties on. Many thanks from Jeff Foxworthy - because the e-mail attributed it to him.
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