About those Obama jokes:
"I
was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don't want to get
audited by the IRS."
"It
is not looking good for President Obama. Today his teleprompter took the
fifth."
"Fox
News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told you
so!'"
On
NSA surveillance:
"We
wanted a president who listens to all Americans - now we have one."
"It's
casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually going
through everybody's phone calls and records."
On
a new IRS commissioner:
"He's
called 'acting commissioner' because he has to act like the scandal doesn't
involve the White House."
On
closing the Guantanamo prison for terrorists:
"If
he really wants to close it, turn it into a government-funded solar power
company. The doors will be shut in a month."
Concerning
the Benghazi, Associated Press, and IRS scandals:
"Remember
in the old days when President Obama's biggest embarrassment was Joe
Biden?"
On
Obama saying he didn't know about the IRS scandal:
"He
was too busy not knowing anything about Benghazi to not know anything about the
IRS."
The
White House has a new slogan about Benghazi :
"Hope
and change the subject."
On
Obama's commencement address:
"He
told the young graduates their future is bright unless, of course, they want
jobs."
On
a Chicago man who set a record for riding a Ferris wheel:
"The
only other way to go around and around in a circle that many times is to read
the official report on Benghazi."
On
White House claims of ignorance on the scandals:
"They
took 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' out of the Pentagon and moved it into the White
House."
Last
and best! - - -
"These
White House scandals are not going away anytime soon.
It's
gotten so bad that People in Kenya are now saying he's 100 percent American.
TJOC: There did.t seem to be any problems with his jokes while Bush was in office.
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