Two Top Ten Lists

TOP TENS INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMACARE
 

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is... "Embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

And - - -

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

ONLY IN AMERICA

 
Number 10) ...could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a
$35,000.00 a plate campaign fund-raising event.

Number 9) ...could people claim that the government still discriminates

against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney

General and roughly 20% of the federal workforce is black while only 14% of

the population is black 40+% of all federal entitlements goes to Black, 3-X the

rate that go to Whites, and 5-X the rate that go to Hispanics!

Number 8) ...could they have had the two people most responsible

 for our tax code, Timothy Geithner (the head of the Treasury Department)

and Charles  Rangel (who once ran the Ways and Means Committee),

BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.

Number 7) ...can they have terrorists kill people in the name of

Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims

might be harmed by the backlash.

Number 6) ...would they make people who want to legally become

American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens

of thousands of dollars for the privilege, while they discuss letting

anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just 'magically' become

American citizens.

Number 5) ....could the people who believe in balancing the budget

and sticking by the country's Constitution be thought of as "extremists."

Number 4) ...could you need to present a driver's license to cash a

check, buy alcohol or cigarettes, or enter a government building; but not to vote.

Number 3) ...could people demand the government investigate

whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas

went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company

(Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike).

Number 2) ...could the government collect more tax dollars from the

people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a Trillion dollars

more than it has per year - for total spending of $7-Million PER MINUTE,

and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money.

And - - -

 

Number 1) ...could the rich people - who pay 86% of all income taxes -

be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any

income taxes at  all.

''Every country has the government it deserves.''