Barack Obama, after stiffing the Tony Blair at "The Summit of Eight" in Montreal, Canada, decided that he should travel to England and attempt to make amends to our most trusted ally and at the same time get a chance to visit with the Queen of England.
During his visit with Queen Elizabeth II, He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around you are really intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please have 'The Prime Minister' come in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"
The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please have 'The Prime Minister' come in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, he answered, "That would be me."
"Yes, Yes, very good. Thank you! You can go back to what you where doing," said the Queen.
Obama went back home and decided to ask the Vice-President with the same question.
Obama went back home and decided to ask the Vice-President with the same question.
"Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He went to his advisors and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.
Finally, after a few days, while eating out Joe Biden ran in to Sarah Palin. So he asked her, "Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Finally, after a few days, while eating out Joe Biden ran in to Sarah Palin. So he asked her, "Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Sarah Palin looked directly at him and answered right back, "That's easy, it's me!"
Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!"
He then went back to speak with the President the next day. "Say Barack, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Sarah Palin!"
The President got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, "No! No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
...AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE!
ThoughtjustoffCenter: A second one for today. I know, you've heard it before, yet it's worth driving the point home. Get out and VOTE! - I think everyone needs a laugh now and then. Mostly now!
He then went back to speak with the President the next day. "Say Barack, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Sarah Palin!"
The President got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, "No! No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
...AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE!
ThoughtjustoffCenter: A second one for today. I know, you've heard it before, yet it's worth driving the point home. Get out and VOTE! - I think everyone needs a laugh now and then. Mostly now!
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